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BTW, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

XOXO

MELODY FOXGLOVE

1. UN-NECCESARY BUTTONS. There’s nothing weirder than that shirt with 3 buttons down the front, but no buttonholes on the opposite side. Your buttons should never be alone. It’s just wrong.

2. FAUX POCKETS. Faux pockets are LAME. I’f you’re gonna have a pocket, it should fit the definition of a pocket: a place in a garment to PUT THINGS.

3. SUNGLASSES SHAPED LIKE THINGS THAT ARE NOT CIRCLES OR SQUARES. OK, maybe heart shaped sunglasses are okay, sometimes, but please, keep those star shaped/shamrock shaped/butterfly shaped sungasses for birthdays and holidays only.

4. LEGGINGS AS PANTS. Not just because it’s tacky, also because it makes you look like you don’t know the difference between pants and undergarments. Leggings are NOT pants, unless you’re a gymnast. And even then, it’s still a little weird.

5. “NUT-HUGGERS”. Listen, guys, it’s definately okay with me if you wear your skinny jeans. But make sure they’re reasonable. Because if they’re too tight you end up looking like an angsty gymnast. And even angsty gymnasts shouldn’t wear leggings as pants.

6. DOLLAR SIGNS. It’s ironic. The more dollar signs you wear, the cheaper you look. Just don’t do it.

7. BIRKENSTOKS. s o o o o u g l y. It’s like wearing loaves of bread on your feet.

8. SPEEDOS. Please, just spare me the mental scarring and wear some shorts. Please.

9. KEEP YOUR UNDERWEAR UNDER WHERE? Under your clothes! That’s why they’re called “under-wear”! Nobody should see your underwear unless you show them on purpose. Or you wear them outside your clothes like Superman.

10. EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF WORDAGE ON YOUR SHIRT. It’s a tee shirt, not classic literature. Keep the words to a minimum, you shouldn’t need a card catalouge for your closet…(probably the lamest joke I’ll ever make ).

The song of the day is Cobrastyle by Teddybears. Chuck, on Mondays in January
xoxo

melody foxglove

Idk what today is, I don’t have time to find out and tell you.

xoxo

melody foxglove

The lead of No Doubt is, in fact, Gwen Stefani. Really? Yes. Really.

Today is Saturnalia, and Wright Brothers Day. I have no idea what Saturnalia is, but it sounds kindof scary.

8 DAYS until CHRISTMAS DAY. I got 2 candy canes today from 2 different teachers. God, I love candy canes…

CHRISTMAS WEEKEND IS ON ITS WAY AND I AM SO READY TO PARTY. AND SHOP. I need to shop. I haven’t ben legitamately “shopping” since August. It’s long since overdue. Because all of my clothes don’t fit. It’s only weird because they don’t fit in the sense that they are all too BIG. I must have lost weight. Because my pants are too baggy. There are BOYS, walking around my school, with tighter pants than I have. It’s WEIRD.

And EVERYONE has the same pair of shoes as me. EVERYONE.

xoxo.

MELODY FOXGLOVE.

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okay.

Greetings:
1. Wave
2. Handshake
3. Bro-Hug, Double Back-Tap
4. Highfive
5. Hello There
6. Yo O.o
7. Slight Head-Nod
8. O HAI!
9. Hug
10. Fist-Bump W/Explosion
11. Fist-Bump W/O Explosion
12. Fist-Bump, w/”Melted!”
13. Jump-five
14. Freeze-frame High-five
15. “Akward” High-five
16. “EY!”

Today is:

The song of the day is Somewhere Only We Know, a cover by Joy Electric. Link: http://music.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music.artistalbums&artistid=0&albumid=13940601

I’m learning CSS, be patient with me, please.

Saturday night, I went to the movies with friends. We had intended on seeing New Moon, which we then decided against, much to my pleasure. Instead we bought $9.50 movie tickets (I know, REDICULOUS) to see The Blind Side. I wasn’t really excited; instead I felt out of place, being one of four teenagers in a theater full of menopausal middle-aged women, and their very un-amused husbands. I have to say, I was expecting a fully-sentimental story of a underprivelaged kid from the projects and his struggle to the top. Which it was. BUT it was also HILARIOUS. I reccomend it for anyone, especially people who like sports, or dislike the university of Tennessee.

xoxo,

Melody Foxglove

I have a kitteh! His name is Jasper.

The song of the day is Under The Gun by The Killers.

Last night I had a dream that we were all at a concert and Brit said he was getting his nipples peirced. Lol

I just finished a report on The Fall of the House of Usher. (usher, usher!)

The song of the day is Evacuate, by Union. It’s like the weather. It starts out cold and cutting, kindof brisk, but lets a bright side through in the chorus, like the clouds. [That was a bunch of BS, I could really care less, I just have nothing else to say about it].

Today I discovered Mysery Google. And it is awesome. Because it is hilarious, and sometimes it just makes your day. Usually, it makes your day.

I have the Mr. Checkers voice stuck in my head! Lol. And Mr. Peach in Shaya’s glasses totally looks like Rocko from Rocko’s Modern Life. NIPPLE BLINDNESS!

xoxo

I realised that I have a pet peeve of missing album artwork on iTunes, which I already hate anyway.

And then I realised that you can import album artwork to iTunes from your computer. Yeah.

Today is:

The song of the day is not yet determined.